Daily Dose of Naruto

You wake up and it's time for ramen! Noodles every day for breakfast, lunch, maybe dinner- but you love ramen... But first, you have to take a bath and brush your teeth. After eating, you have to make sure you train for missions and everything else... On the way, you meet and greet your fellow neighbors along the way, and also your friends you made over the years. When you finally get to the office- you wonder what torturing missions the Fifth Hokage has for you, when you know what it is all along it not very pleasant, some missions can be thrilling. You give her you reaction that pisses her off in which she will mostly kick your ass for it. Sakura socks you across the head to get some sense into you before the Hokage has to rise from her seat and puts her hands around your neck... Kakashi, the sensei comes in very late in which you are pissed because he was reading another crappy Icha Icha series- stop fucking around Kakashi!! You have to do this in a certain amount of time or the mission is failed and you won't become a Chunin any sooner. So you are full of determination and overexcited to everyone else's displease -- they swear sometimes that you snorted two pounds of sugar and ate noodles with a can of a energy drink included in ramen. When it takes to long to get there, you bitch and whine the whole way... But it doesn't stop you from going to the destination. You face off your enemies in just under a hour or three- maybe more since one asshole got away. And when you are done- the people you save thank you, you earned another hero badge for the day and your teammate and sensei thank you too also. You're on the way home when you just have to get a bowl of ramen. Just as you are about to break out the sticks, Iruka comes by and asks you how did the day went. As usual, he treats you out to two or three more bowls and you're super full. When you get home, you guess to have another cup of ramen- regardless of your purging belly. You change into your night clothes and sleep it off and dream for another day...

Dose of Daily Bleach...

Here's your dose of daily Bleach! In the morning, you wake up- wanting to practice for the battle of the century. You take a bath, get dressed- and go downstairs to see how your crazy family is doing. Your dad always wants to always fuck around with you; test your nerves in order to know how to be a man. You grew around it for years after mom died and everything. You became a better person- anyway. Back to your crazy usual mornings, you curse your dad out for being a asshole and everything. "Geez dad..." Your young sister became the cook and the cleaner of the house, her twin is a lot like you- a scowl and mean-mugging looking, never cried since then after mom passed away. On to school and the first one flashes their face right in front you is a pest, you knock him and sit to your seat. You and your friends don't expect a perfect day so you better get ready for it. When it comes, you and your team set up a day of Hollow killing time... The day is saved for now... Just some hours later- this shit starts again... More hollows and a important life to save because it is your sense in your feelings... After a day of hard work, you gotta deal with dad again; eat dinner and go to bed... while your tiny friend sleeps in your closet.